What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Dear god my vagina.
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