Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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