I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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