Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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