she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Floor bacon is actually really good
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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