Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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