"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
50% drunk capacity currently
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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