And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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