I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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