all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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