I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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