Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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