you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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