The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
