i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
