did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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