Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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