I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
