Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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