Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I think people are normalizing furries
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
