Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You are the jesus of drinking
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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