You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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