I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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