can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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