called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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