Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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