Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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