Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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