end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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