David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I don't deserve a penis
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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