Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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