i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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