was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
