What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
accomplished twins. life is a go
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
