hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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