Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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