Got a toothbrush?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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