I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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