She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
