Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
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