Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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