Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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