Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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