My liver just broke up with me...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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