Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
send nudes
from the living room?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
