I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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