yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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