every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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