just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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