U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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