I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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